THE KID NATION 2007 AWARDS

• The “huh, maybe I shouldn’t have pulled my kid out of school for a month to be on this show because he’s actually an idiot” award: Blaine
• Most likely to be diagnosed bipolar award: Greg
• Most likely to be prime minister of Israel: Zach
• Best accent: Laurel’s mom
• Most likely to become a pothead: Anjay
• Most Androgynous: Guylan/Markelle
• The “guess how many teeth I have. I’ll give you a hint: it’s below 2” award: Alex
• The George “Dubya” Bush Intellectual Achieve(ment) Award: Kelsey
• Winner of the unsanctioned Pie Eatin' Contest: Emilie
• [Fill in derogatory word for vagina] award: Olivia
• Best/Worst Self-Promoter: Divad
• Most pointless Gold Star winner: Kennedy
• The Migle Award: Pharaoh