Friday, November 30, 2007

THE KID NATION 2007 AWARDS by Paul

*edited with love by Lindsey
  • The “huh, maybe I shouldn’t have pulled my kid out of school for a month to be on this show because he’s actually an idiot” award: Blaine
  • Most likely to be diagnosed bipolar award: Greg
  • Most likely to be prime minister of Israel: Zach
  • Best accent: Laurel’s mom
  • Most likely to become a pothead: Anjay
  • Most Androgynous: Guylan/Markelle
  • The “guess how many teeth I have. I’ll give you a hint: it’s below 2” award: Alex


  • The George “Dubya” Bush Intellectual Achieve(ment) Award: Kelsey



  • Winner of the unsanctioned Pie Eatin' Contest: Emilie



  • [Fill in derogatory word for vagina] award: Olivia



  • Best/Worst Self-Promoter: Divad



  • Most pointless Gold Star winner: Kennedy



  • The Migle Award: Pharaoh



*and one for luck:

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