THE KID NATION 2007 AWARDS by Paul

*edited with love by Lindsey

• The “huh, maybe I shouldn’t have pulled my kid out of school for a month to be on this show because he’s actually an idiot” award: Blaine

• Most likely to be diagnosed bipolar award: Greg

• Most likely to be prime minister of Israel: Zach

• Best accent: Laurel’s mom

• Most likely to become a pothead: Anjay

• Most Androgynous: Guylan/Markelle

• The “guess how many teeth I have. I’ll give you a hint: it’s below 2” award: Alex

• The George “Dubya” Bush Intellectual Achieve(ment) Award: Kelsey

• Winner of the unsanctioned Pie Eatin' Contest: Emilie

• [Fill in derogatory word for vagina] award: Olivia

• Best/Worst Self-Promoter: Divad

• Most pointless Gold Star winner: Kennedy

• The Migle Award: Pharaoh

*and one for luck:

THE KID NATION 2007 AWARDS

• The “huh, maybe I shouldn’t have pulled my kid out of school for a month to be on this show because he’s actually an idiot” award: Blaine
• Most likely to be diagnosed bipolar award: Greg
• Most likely to be prime minister of Israel: Zach
• Best accent: Laurel’s mom
• Most likely to become a pothead: Anjay
• Most Androgynous: Guylan/Markelle
• The “guess how many teeth I have. I’ll give you a hint: it’s below 2” award: Alex
• The George “Dubya” Bush Intellectual Achieve(ment) Award: Kelsey
• Winner of the unsanctioned Pie Eatin' Contest: Emilie
• [Fill in derogatory word for vagina] award: Olivia
• Best/Worst Self-Promoter: Divad
• Most pointless Gold Star winner: Kennedy
• The Migle Award: Pharaoh
  

Which Native American leader caused PHAROAH to do this?

Answer: Popé

*Also, on a side note, I take EVERYTHING back that I've ever said (publicly and privately) about Pharaoh being a boring disappointment. That is all.

credit for the amazing video goes to molls @ www.mollsshewrote.com - we love you.

Lindsey (21-MA)

Introductions all around. I'm Lindsey and I, too, have a Kid Nation problem. That's why an opportunity to release all of my Kid Nations musings will be greatly welcomed. I also have taken it upon myself to remedy the horrifying lack of Kid Nation screen captures available on the internet.

No worries Pioneers! Just like Sheriff Sophia, I'm up for the task!

TO COME:
incredible moments in Kid Nation history - complete with Taylor facial expressions, Blaine winks, and most importantly, PHAROAH's sexual exploits with a hay bale (you'll see what I mean soon enough).

And I'd like to end with this picture of Taylor (because, for reasons better left unexplained, it's already saved on my Photobucket).


see? she's always been an animal lover!

Welcome

If you are reading this, you have been living in Bonanza City for 33 days. Sophia is now the town sheriff, the council is made up of scary 15-year-old boys, and Taylor has taught us all the wonderful lesson that if you are pretty, you won't get eaten, but if you're a gross color and have lots of fluffy feathers, your life is just not worth living. This blog was started because Paul and I really like to talk about Kid Nation and we realized that once this season ends, we will both have no reason to live, so we'd like to prolong that as much as possible by going back and writing about each episode. This blog will be just like the pioneer journal: same kind of fake 1800's decor, created by interns....I guess that's where the similarities end, because the pioneer journal isn't quite as brutally honest as we will be. For example: Olivia, you're a cunt. Stop being a cunt.

THE KID NATION 2007 AWARDS: COMING NEXT